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RAT RACE ~ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ~Lily Tomlin
NOT ENOUGH BLOOD ~ God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. ~ Robin Williams
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