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VISION OF BEAUTY & INNOCENCE DRIVE HER CRAZY
You know, "that look" that women give when they want to have sex? Me neither." ~Steve Martin




VISION OF BEAUTY & INNOCENCE FREE HEALTHCARE
If you can't afford a doctor, go to the airport - you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.


VISION OF BEAUTY & INNOCENCE RAT RACE
~ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ~Lily Tomlin


VISION OF BEAUTY & INNOCENCE NOT ENOUGH BLOOD
~ God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. ~ Robin Williams


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Can you see me now?



To all my Facebook Friends, Please forgive him. He doesn't realize all my friends are in my computer.


Lucky Day: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
The Three Amigos!







DRAGON BREATH
"I don't want to rush in a ... physical relationship. I'm not that emotionally ready for a commitment of this, er, magnitude yet. [...] Er, we really should get to know each other first, maybe even as penpals you know." (donkey) Or Facebook!





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