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Will massage for peanuts.

ARE YOU SMILING?
Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas. ~Melman the Giraffe

SPRING BREAK
If you can't make it to the beach, there is a party on isle 15. Can you say Hard Wear?

FIX A FLAT
This guy needs fix a flat.

"They finally released the ingredients in Viagra! 3% Vitamin E, 2% Aspirin, 2% Ibuprofen, 1% Vitamin C, 5% Spray Starch, 87% Fix-A-Flat."~Laughter is good for the Soul

FEELING GUILTY

KARMA
Nature's instant Karma

WHAT IS SHE FANTASIZING ABOUT?*** In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

ENLIGHTENED
Really officer, I was er just trying to get the sand out of her 3rd eye!

We were a bit surprised by the first photos from the Mars rover...

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